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Said The Dragon
Hey, i'm Anna and this is just my personal blog. This blog is a mess I reblog everything. I try to tag spoilers and triggers. Feel free to ask me to tag things for you!
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someoneinjersey:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  #art  

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

  #about me    #text post  

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

  #text post  

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

taraatrandom:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

First off let me say I think Pope Francis is pretty great.  He’s the first thing that’s given me hope for the Catholic Church in years. 

That said… the image that popped into my head when I read this was of him trying to baptize Thor.  Because I am a nerd.

"I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS HAD DISCOVERED THE SCIENCE TO MODIFY WINE AND BREAD ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL."

"Thor that’s…..not what transubstantiation is…." 

"IS THE DEVICE WITHIN THE CHALICE ITSELF? SHOW ME."

"……………."

[later, during mass]

Priest: The Lord be with you.

[hinges fly off doors as Thor roars “AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT”]

  #amazing    #thor    #catholic  

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

  #text post  
  #mermaid    #!!!    #gif  

missviolethunter:

mikotoawase:

hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

Oh, Chris.

This is priceless.

  #the avengers  

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

  #text post  

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

  #text post  

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

image

Reality:

image

  #text post