Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
I smell trouble brewing
First off let me say I think Pope Francis is pretty great. He’s the first thing that’s given me hope for the Catholic Church in years.
That said… the image that popped into my head when I read this was of him trying to baptize Thor. Because I am a nerd.
"I DID NOT REALIZE HUMANS HAD DISCOVERED THE SCIENCE TO MODIFY WINE AND BREAD ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL."
"Thor that’s…..not what transubstantiation is…."
"IS THE DEVICE WITHIN THE CHALICE ITSELF? SHOW ME."
[later, during mass]
Priest: The Lord be with you.
[hinges fly off doors as Thor roars “AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT”]
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?
LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE
WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?
WHO I ASK YOU
JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON
This is priceless.
How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.
how do weeaboos end their prayers
just kidding they are godless heathens
When getting out of the pool…