Said The Dragon
24/4/14 at 14:35pm
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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
24/4/14 at 14:25pm
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gatomuxaxo:


"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

24/4/14 at 14:19pm
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peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

(Source: internetwanker)

24/4/14 at 8:37am
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24/4/14 at 8:33am
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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

23/4/14 at 17:58pm
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(Source: piyox22)

23/4/14 at 17:58pm
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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

(Source: bluebombardier)

23/4/14 at 17:57pm
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me going to get my haircut
Stylist: So what do you want to do with your hair?
Me: Formal!
Stylist: Ok...can you give me more of a direction of what you want--
Me: I'm a trouble maker!
Stylist: Ok great we all like to rock the boat but your hair--
Me: Mysterious!
23/4/14 at 17:56pm
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commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

23/4/14 at 17:33pm
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jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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